Awards & Winners

Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year

Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year

The Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year, originally known as the Diagram Group Prize for the Oddest Title at the Frankfurt Book Fair, commonly known as the Diagram Prize for short, is a humorous literary award that is given annually to the book with the oddest title. The prize is named after the Diagram Group, an information and graphics company based in London, and The Bookseller, a British trade magazine for the publishing industry. Originally organised to provide entertainment during the 1978 Frankfurt Book Fair, the prize has since been awarded every year by The Bookseller and is now organised by the magazine's diarist Horace Bent. The winner was initially decided by a panel of judges, but since 2000 the winner has been decided by a public vote on The Bookseller's website. Controversy arose since the creation of the awards; there have been two occasions when no award was given because no titles were judged to be odd enough, Bent has complained about some of the winners chosen by the public, and the 2008 winner, The 2009–2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais, proved controversial because rather than being written by its listed author, Philip M. Parker, it was instead written by a machine of Parker's invention. The most recent winner, in 2014, was How to Poo on a Date by Mats & Enzo.
Date Established : 1978

Check all the winners of Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year presented under Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year since 1978 .


Michael R. Young

Honored for : Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way

Nominations 2010 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Cathy Williams The Italian's One-Night Love-Child
Joel Silverman What Color Is Your Dog?
Martin Whyte Myth of the Social Volcano
Michael R. Young Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way
Graciela Nowenstein The Generosity of the Dead

Daina Taimina

Honored for : Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes
(Mathematical book featuring crocheted hyperbolic planes)

Nominations 2009 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Ellen Scherl The Changing World of Inflammatory Bowel Disease
Maria Dubinsky The Changing World of Inflammatory Bowel Disease
James Yannes Collectible Spoons of the Third Reich
Ronald C. Arkin Governing Lethal Behavior in Autonomous Robots
Tara Jansen-Meyer What Kind of Bean is this Chihuaha?
D. W. T. Crompton Afterthoughts of a Worm Hunter

Philip M. Parker

Honored for : The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais
(Computer-generated combination of boilerplate text and public-domain data)

Nominations 2008 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Dorothy L. Cheney Baboon Metaphysics
Robert M. Seyfarth Baboon Metaphysics
Brooks D. Cash Curbside Consultation of the Colon
Emmanuel Kowalski The Large Sieve and its Applications
Mark Hordyszynski Strip and Knit with Style
Lietai Yang Techniques for Corrosion Monitoring
Philip M. Parker The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais

Big Boom

Honored for : If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs
(A self-help book written by a man for the benefit of women.)

Nominations 2007 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Jasper McCutcheon I was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen
Brian Piddock How to write a how to write book
Catharine MacKinnon Are women human?
P. L. H. McSweeney Cheese Problems Solved
Big Boom If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs
Dee Gordon People Who Mattered in Southend and Beyond: From King Canute to Dr Feelgood

Julian Montague

Honored for : The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
(About how to identify abandoned shopping carts.)

Nominations 2006 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Franz-Josef Bruggemeier How Green Were the Nazis?
Thomas Zeller How Green Were the Nazis?
Mark Cioc How Green Were the Nazis?
Roger De Boer D. Di Mascio\u2019s Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry: An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans
Harvey Francis Pitcher D. Di Mascio\u2019s Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry: An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans
Alan Wilkinson D. Di Mascio\u2019s Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry: An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans
Julian Montague The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
Robert Chenciner Tattooed mountain women and spoonboxes of Daghestan
Magomedkhan Magomedkhanov Tattooed mountain women and spoonboxes of Daghestan
Gabib Ismailov Tattooed mountain women and spoonboxes of Daghestan
Alex Binnie Tattooed mountain women and spoonboxes of Daghestan
Robert J Anderson Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
Juliet A. Brodie Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
Edvar Onsoyen Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
Alan T. Critchley Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
David Benatar Better Never to Have Been

Gary Leon Hill

Honored for : People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
(About dead spirits who took up residence in bodies that did not belong to them.)

Nominations 2005 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Gary Leon Hill People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
Tina Stephens Bullying & Sexual Harassment
Jane Hallas Bullying & Sexual Harassment
Simon Milledge Rhino Horn Stockpile Management: Minimum Standards and Best Practice from East and Southern Africa
Robin Torrence Ancient Starch Research
Huw Barton Ancient Starch Research
A. Phear Soil Nailing: Best Practice Guidance
C. Dew Soil Nailing: Best Practice Guidance
B. Ozsoy Soil Nailing: Best Practice Guidance
Jay Beale Nessus, Snort and Ethereal Powertools
Brian Caswell Nessus, Snort and Ethereal Powertools
Noam Rathaus Nessus, Snort and Ethereal Powertools
Gilbert Ramirez Nessus, Snort and Ethereal Powertools

Rick Pelicano, Lauren Tjaden

Honored for : Bombproof Your Horse
(Full title Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient, and Safe, No Matter What You Encounter.[31])

Nominations 2004 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Kenji Ekuan The Aesthetics of the Japanese Lunchbox
Rick Pelicano Bombproof Your Horse
Lauren Tjaden Bombproof Your Horse
Mike Edwards Detecting Foreign Bodies in Food

Alisa Surkis, Monica Nolan

Honored for : The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
(Eight stories in a pastiche of dime novel styles from different decades, each involving lesbian romance and horses.[30])

Nominations 2003 »

Nominee Nominated Work
Paulette Cooper 227 Secrets Your Snake Wants You to Know
Mark Shulman The voodoo revenge book
Roger Kirby Hot Topics in Urology
Michael O'Leary Hot Topics in Urology
Jon G. Hughes Celtic Sex Magic: For Couples, Groups and Solitary Practitioners
Eric Ericson Design for Impact: 50 Years of Airline Safety Cards
Johan Pihl Design for Impact: 50 Years of Airline Safety Cards
Alisa Surkis The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

Kaz Cooke

Honored for : Living with Crazy Buttocks
(Humorous essays on contemporary culture, including female body image and other topics)

Gerard Forlin

Honored for : Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service
(About corporate manslaughter, i.e. corporate liability for manslaughter.)

Institution of Mechanical Engineers

Honored for : High Performance Stiffened Structures
(About stiffness in engineering.)

Charles H. Stirton

Honored for : Weeds in a Changing World: British Crop Protection Council Symposium Proceedings No. 64

Gareth Williams

Honored for : Developments in Dairy Cow Breeding: New Opportunities to Widen the Use of Straw

Alex Comfort

Honored for : The Joy of Sex
(Pocket edition of The Joy of Sex.)

Derek Willan

Honored for : Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
(Cancellation numbers in the Hellenic Post.)

Douglas Davies, Alastair Shaw

Honored for : Reusing Old Graves
(About reusing old graves.)

C. C. Stanley

Honored for : Highlights in the History of Concrete
(About the history of concrete.)

Charles J. Bareis, James W. Porter

Honored for : American Bottom Archaeology
(Full title American Bottom Archaeology: A Summary of the FAI-270 Project Contribution to the Culture History of the Mississippi River Valley.[25])

John W. Trimmer

Honored for : How to Avoid Huge Ships
(Advice to pleasure boat sailors on the dangers of shipping lanes)

Patrick Califia

Honored for : Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual
(A guide to BDSM and safe sex.)

Kathleen Meyer

Honored for : How to Shit in the Woods
(About responsible treatment of one's human waste in wilderness areas.)

Elaine Dee, Guy Walton

Honored for : Versailles: The View From Sweden
(Catalogue of an exhibition at the Cooper-Hewitt Museum on the influence of French Baroque and Classicism on design in contemporary Sweden.[22])

Glenn C. Ellenbogen

Honored for : Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality
(Humorous and parody articles about psychiatry.)

Donald L. Wilson

Honored for : Natural bust enlargement with total mind power: How to use the other 90 % of your mind to increase the size of your breasts
(About bust enlargement through positive thinking.)

C. Anne Wilson

Honored for : The book of marmalade
(About the history of marmalade.)

Alexander Tselikov, G. S. Nikitin, S. E. Rokotyan

Honored for : The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
(About rolling as a metalworking technique.)

Various Authors

Honored for : Population and Other Problems: Family Planning, Housing 1,000 million, Labour Employment
(About the demographics of the People's Republic of China.)

Various Authors

Honored for : Last Chance at Love - Terminal Romances

Dennis Nolan

Honored for : The joy of chickens
(About breeds of chicken.)

Barbara Sherman Heyl

Honored for : The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution

Various Authors

Honored for : Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice
(Studies on uses of furless laboratory mice.)